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Beware

Anyone thinking of trying to break in to Beardsley Towers to steal some of the riches and valuables that go with being an internationally best-selling author, think again. My team of hand-picked scientists have been perfecting the technique of genetically … Continue reading

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At last

Parking spaces especially designed to accommodate people like me  

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Being a Coward…

…when it comes to parting with important bodily fluids, this sums me up perfectly  

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I’ve always suspected…

that America was a somewhat less civilised place than England (especially since Trump), and now I know what they get up to on their Thanksgiving, my worst fears have been confirmed I could just about manage family if I starved … Continue reading

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Announcing a major new competition

…to see how many mistakes it’s possible to fit into one sign   credit Analytical Grammar

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I’m Fuming – and Hungry

  I try to be polite and obedient, but it doesn’t always pay. The hostess was so busy seating other people – which I concede was very selfless of her – that there didn’t seem any prospect of her sitting … Continue reading

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Warning

  Yes, watch out indeed – those kids might not have shoulders but they pack a mighty kick.

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