With things finally starting to calm down, the media are getting desperate for virus scare stories. This is from the BBC News front page:
I wish to announce that I’m streaming live my attempt to do the equivalent of a cross-channel swim in my bath, starting at 7.30pm in honour of his man and his sacrifice. I want lots of likes, positive comments about my heroism, and those little flashing pictures that we all love so much in comments sections, etc. Make a note in your diary!