There has been a groundswell of opinion among my international fan-base in favour of a new collection of helpful reviews reviews from Amazon. As you know, we authors treasure reviews from readers, especially ones complaining that the packaging was torn in one corner or the postman who delivered it was wearing trousers that didn’t quite match his jacket. So, in the spirit of encouraging further such boosts to our careers, I proudly present my latest collection:
Very good (1 star)
This was purchased as a gift so I cant comment on its contents as havent read it but subject matter appears v.interesting (3 stars)
A great read (1 star) I wonder what kind of adjectives they reserve for 5 star books?)
Prompt delivery, but I have not Reagan it yet. (5 Stars) Perhaps you will enlighten us further once you have Reaganed it?