Panic buy! Rush out of the house semi-naked, but with your purse/wallet! Knock people out of the way!
It’s the latest issue of Aquila, the children’s educational magazine. Actually, you can remain safely indoors because it’s not available in the shops – you have to subscribe – but it’s well worth it. And it’s a Harry Potter special this month!
Most commentators agree that the standout article is the one about alchemy and the philosopher’s stone, by yours truly, but I couldn’t possibly comment.