Writing Crime FIction – Tip Number 43

Dead bodies must always be discovered…

  1. If outdoors, by someone walking their dog

TreeingWalkerCoonhoundTreeingCoon

 

 

 

 

2. If indoors, by a woman who screams very loudly (and preferably carrying a tea tray, which she must drop)

woman-screaming2

 

 

 

 

 

Stick to these rules, and publication is guaranteed.

Advertisements

About ramblesofawriter

Writer, thinker, tea drinker.
This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s